Hey, kiddies! It’s that time of year again, when you dart out in front of cars in the dark dressed as snot-nosed brats, and I laugh maniacally as I step on the gas. This year, Uncle HorseKnuckle has a special treat for you trick-o-treaters:
Miniatures! With love, Uncle HK.
You can have as many as your little, weak livers desire, but you have to drink them before you leave my doorstep and then hand the empty to me. Why? Because Uncle HorseKnuckle is a responsible citizen who recycles. See you Monday!
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